Archives joke for advertising and PR campaign (all original)

At the Minsk-2 airport the Belarusian president's Lukashenko plane crashed at the take-off. No information whether the president boarded it, but all our country hopes FOR THE BETTER...

During the competitions of track and field athletics the Belarusian president Lukashenko issued a decree about increasing a 100 meters distance by 50 meters. As a consequence, he aims to give a new impulse to the public sector.

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The Belarusian government forbade the importing of drugs from abroad. These initiatives are aimed at supporting domestic manufacturers...

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What do the Belarusian president Lukashenko and Coca-Cola have in common?
- Both are ALWAYS!

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In Israel a kind-hearted robber Rabbi Good turns up. He cuts from the rich before he gives back to the poor...

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I've come to my neighbour that lives below. And I find him with my wife on top...

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The test of the newest nuclear warhead allowed Belarus having an access to the sea at last...

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Do you know, that the recipe of the American specialty "hot dog" is taken from the Koreans?

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Yesterday a rubber burst on the bus ¹ 33. And today the maternity home ¹ 7 saw a child born. Just for the same reason...

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Once upon a time there lived two masochists and they had been dying for so long happily...

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A new park sound attraction... A girl who is stuck on an attraction big wheel

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A friend of mine died of milk. He was just drinking it, and the cow sat down suddenly

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A girl that is getting drunk is like fast noodles - 3 minutes and she is ready...

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Everything that you throw on the concert stage can be used against you!

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Two snipers are talking:
- And I'm fond of brunettes...
- Why?
- They are better visible on the snow...

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The "Titanic" cook remembers:
- That very night I wanted to serve fish to the passengers, but it was the other way round...

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Who took the first place of the hard drinking competitions?
- The Russians?
- No, they didn't. The Finns.
- And what about the second place? The Russians?
- No, they failed to do so. The Frenchmen.
- And the third? The Russians?
- Oh, hoity-toity. The Russians were jury!

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- I'm magician-maniac!
- Really?
- After all there's a rainbow in the sky!

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- Are you good at playing notes?
- Come, come, how can I play if all of them are crossed out?

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- Here I'm just thinking about my son's name. I've already recalled all names.
- Take it easier! Don't forget about figures...

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- Yesterday I observed amoebas for three hours. Do you know the difference between a man and an animal?
- What's of it?
- No animal can have been observing amoebas for three hours running!

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- Keep from treating women as a doll!
- Why should I? Some dolls are treated as a woman

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- Is it a hot erotic phone-line?
- Yes, you are quite right!
- I want a dirty-dirty sex!
- No problems! I haven't cleaned my teeth for two weeks...

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- I've taken part in a porno film one of these days!
- The main protaganist?
- No, a girl performed the main part. As for me, I was an extra

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- I can't stand it any more. Nothing to do with girls. I'd better go to a monastery... - Do you think you'll be a success with monks?

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- I've forgotten to switch off the iron at home! - Will the house be on fire? - No, to hell with it! All will be ironed!!!

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- When I saw her, my eyes popped out of my head.
- Please remember the following! You should take Viagra, and not drop it into your eyes

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- Why did sportsmen act naked in the antique times?
- The dope bursts into the view at once

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