Marketing and sex on the page "Entertainment"
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The dictionary of marketing terms - technologies of goods promotion
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You have come to a party and see many nice guys. You take a microphone declaring to the audience: "I'm fun in bed! You are welcome to make sure of it! Come along with me!"
This is advertising
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and say: "I'm fun in bed!"
This is personal sales
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and say: "I'm fun in bed! If you want to make sure of it, I'll present you a set of bed-clothes"
This is sales promotion
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. Having unbuttoned the dress, you come up to him and say offering a drink: " Hi! Do you know, what I've daydreamt today? I'm lying down on silk bedsheets, getting horny. There are no men on the Earth. Nobody needs all my Cama Sutra skills at all…" Then you adjust his tie, touching his arm with nipples in a casual manner. You are giving him a faithful look
This is PR
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You organize dirty squabble between the girls by artful fraud. You remain aside. When everyone has a big argument, you say: "Come along with me! By the way, I'm fun in bed!"
This is "counter" PR
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him asking his phone number. Next day you give him a call, saying: "I'm fun in bed!"
This is telephone marketing
You have come to a party and see a lot of nice guys. You write them a note describing how fun you are in bed
This is direct-mail
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and say: " I'm fun in bed, only you should look for some other guys to spend together this evening"
This is multi-level marketing
You come to a party and everybody asks you, interrupting one another: "Is it true you are fun in bed?" Their faces betray that they are aware of it. You answer in a mysterious way: "No comments..." And at this time your best friend Svetka is eating your chocolate with champagne in a secluded place
This is planned information leak
You have come to a party, opting for the best seat close to the bar counter. You put your leg over your knee in a seductive manner. There is a slightly opened pack of condoms on your left, and a cocktail "Margarita" on the right...
This is merchandising
You know that all nice guys are heavy visitors of a party. You get work there as a strip-teaser
This is product placement
You have come to a party and somebody spills tomato juice on your dress at once. While you are cleaning off the dress, other girls take away all guys. The party is over...
This is elimination of competitors
Your friend has come to a party and sees a nice guy. She suggests him coming to your place portraying how fun you are in bed. But he'll have to pay for it 2 bottles of champagne and 3 bars of chocolate
She is an advertising agent
You are going to a party, and your friend is already there, distributing a note. It describes how fun you are in bed
This is press release distribution
You've arranged to deliver two boxes of beer to a party. Now you are saying to every guy who is taking the next bottle: "You know, I'm fun in bed"
This is sponsored advertising
You are on the way to a party. A sudden thought comes to your mind: many nice guys live in the houses you are going by. You climb on to the roof of a house located in close proximity to the center and shout at the top of your voice: "I'm fun in bed!"
This is spam
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and say: "I'm fun in bed". His reaction: "I can't, I'm fond of boys"
This is incorrect choice of target group
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and say: "You know, I'm fun in bed". He turns his back and leaves
These are consequences of poor-quality advertising
You have come to a party and see a nice guy. He comes up to you and says: "I've heard, you are fun in bed"
This is recognized brand
You haven't come to a party, but everybody is speaking there only about how fun you are in bed
This is promoted brand
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