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You have come to a party and see a nice guy. After a while you get a note from him with a suggestion to lie with him. He knows that you are fun in bed and he's willing to pay 2 bottles of champagne and 3 bars of chocolate for all this
This is an application for articles supply
If the note states his desire to take advantage of your services...
This is an order for articles supply

You have come to a party and you see a nice guy. You persuade him to go away with your friend
This is trade representation
Your friend does not meet his requirements; that's why he gives you a call begging for help
This is technical support

You have come to a party and you see a nice guy. But there are heaps of beautiful girls. You lower a little your shoulder-strip and say: "I'm fun in bed and I don't need chocolate with champagne"
This is dumping

You have come to a party and you see a nice guy. You come up to him and say: "I'm fun in bed, it will cost you 2 bottles of champagne and 3 bars of chocolate. Nevertheless, if you prove that you are also fun in bed, chocolate and champagne will be out of the question"
This is barter

You have come to a party and you see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell that your name is Svetka. Everyone knows how fun Svetka is in bed. This girl is aware of your giving yourself out to be Svetka. Svetka gets a bar of chocolate for all this
This is franchising

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell that you are fun in bed. You leave with him. In the morning he tells that he is not quite pleased with you
This is claim

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You go away with him. In the morning he tells that he is very pleased with you. You are right, when you tell that you are fun in bed. Besides, he'll speak about it to his friends
This is articles certification

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You leave with him. In the morning he tells that he is very pleased with you. You are right, when you tell that you are fun in bed. You require an additional bar of chocolate for this
This is bonus

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You go to bed with him. In the morning he tells that he is very pleased with you. He would like to meet you next time. You are willing to be given a bottle of champagne and a bar of chocolate to the account of the future date
This is futures

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You go away with him. In the morning he gives you champagne, but does not offer the promised bar of chocolate
This is book debt

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You are aware of 93 Cama Sutra positions and aspire to show him all of them for 2 bottles of champagne and 3 bars of chocolate. You leave with him. You have time to try only 92 positions till the morning comes. That's why you give him a bar of chocolate back
This is short shipment
The returned bar of chocolate is stipulated damages or penalty

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You have an idea of 93 Cama Sutra positions and want to demonstrate him some of them for a bottle of champagne in the neighbour room without leaving the party
This is prompt shipment

You have come to a party with friends and you see a nice guy. Every girl tells him how fun she is in bed and what she's looking forward to getting for her skills
This is tender

You have come to a party and see many nice guys. You tell, that you are fun in bed. But you will lie with the man who will offer you more bars of chocolate and champagne than the other guys
This is auction sale

You have come to a party and see lots of nice guys. You tell, that you are fun in bed. It will cost them only 3 bars of chocolate and 2 bottles of champagne. Sorry to say, you get drunk deep by the end of the party and wake up in bed with an unfamiliar man...
These are seasonal bargain sales

You have come to a party and see a lot of nice guys. You tell, that you are fun in bed. Experiencing it with you will cost them 3 bars of chocolate and 2 bottles of champagne for the first time. However, a guy ready to make love with you within a week, will pay a bar of chocolate and a bottle of champagne for it...
This is wholesale discount

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You feel like going to bed with him for 2 bottles of champagne. He'll have them at his disposal only next week. By the way, you are willing to leave with him, putting forward a proposal: in this case he'll give you 2 bottles of champagne and 3 additional bars of chocolate next week
These are goods sales on credit with interests

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You aim to go with him for 2 bottles of champagne and 3 bars of chocolate. He is committed to paying only 2 bottles of champagne for it, as the party organizer tells that you have no right to ask more
This is state regulation of prices

You have come to a party and see many nice guys. You begin telling anybody who felt like it, how fun you are in bed. 2 days later at your's: you wake up and see 18 bottles of champagne, 27 bars of chocolate, 12 sticks of chocolate with filling and 2 unused condoms
This is GDP

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and say: "I'm fun in bed. The first 5 seconds are free-of-charge, further ones - up to you: 2 bottles of champagne per night or 3 bars of chocolate per hour"
This is demo version

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You wanner leave with him, plus you will show him a magnificent position. He will be enthusiastic about experiencing it. Moreover, nobody is able to perform it
This is know-how usage

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. To attract his attention you suggest making love with a friend of his who knows the ropes well. He is supposed to give his final judgement about your fun skills in bed...
This is audit

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You may go away with him at the price of 6 bars of chocolate. The guy offers 2 bottles of champagne, but you add that 6 bars of chocolate are equal to 3 bottles of champagne
This is cross rate

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You are willing to leave with him for 6 bars of chocolate and 3 bottles of champagne. The guy asks: "Why is it so expensive?" You explain that the party organizer requires 2 bars of chocolate and 1 bottle of champagne
These are taxes

After that you run away with him. All takes place just in your friend's car because she wants no more than a bar of chocolate (maximum). Furthermore, the party organizer will not have the slightest idea of it
This is offshore zone

You have come to a party and you see many nice guys. You start offering yourself to anybody you come across under any terms. Some people enjoy your expertise for nothing
These are bargain sales

You have come to a party and you see heaps of nice guys. They know, that you are the best in bed, but keep on sitting and drinking beer quietly, tired after a football game...
This is seasonal demand recession

You have come to a party and you see a lot of nice guys. These guys know, that you are the best in bed. Furthermore, you will go with them for 2 bottles of champagne and 3 bars of chocolate. But nobody can pay
This is purchasing power recession

You come to a party. You tell five guys that if each of them informs his five friends of your being fun in bed, and those ones share this fact with five other guys in their turn, etc. they can make love with you for nothing. When almost the majority of the country is looking forward to experiencing how fun you are in bed, you hide in an unknown direction
This is financial pyramid

You come to a party. Alas, nobody wants you, some people are shouting "Too expensive!", the others are told by their acquaintances that you are not quite fun in bed, some other people haven't recovered after the previous time. Then you leave the city and go to the country to attend another party. Here you are stuffed with presents. Everybody wants you, attempting to get acquainted closer
This is region-targeting strategy

You send Sveta, Natasha and the twins the Joneses to the party instead of yourself to test out if they are not so fun in bed as you according to your guys' feedback...
This is certification of experts

There are many good-looking, sexy girls at the party, but the guys are waiting for something else... Here Sveta, Natasha and the twins the Joneses turn up as quick as lightning. The guys rush them...
This is demand for certificated experts

You come to a party and you announce, that you are fun in bed. BUT, a man will be allowed going with you only once if he treats you with Swiss chocolate and French champagne. If having "Soviet champagne" and a bar of chocolate "Alyonka", he would enjoy an opportunity to do it twice, or even two times and a half
This is protectionism

To do your best in bed, you are spying all time at the girls making love with guys in a secluded place...
This is business espionage

You come to a party together with Sveta (you have an amazing ass, she enjoys a splendid breast). All guys are given the following instruction: "We are only together"...
This is strategic partnership

You borrow a dress from a friend of yours; another one provides you with cosmetics. You promise to give them every fifth bar of chocolate you will earn during the party
This is joint-stock company

You are ugly and nobody wants to communicate with you. But this party is organized at your daddy's expense. Heaps of nice guys around you and everybody is willing to make love with you...
This is government subsidy

All have known for ages, how fun you are in bed. And you carry on setting a rumour that you are able to embroider in a cross manner perfectly well...
This is new markets capture

You have come to a party with a guy. He introduces you his friend and adds, that you should go with this guy today. He has told him how fun you are in bed, and the novice is ready to pay 3 bottles of champagne and 6 bars of chocolate for it
This is rental fee

You come to a party with a friend of yours. Everybody knows, that you are fun in bed. You introduce the people this girl and add that you have taught her all. Now she has an idea of all that you are aware of. In the morning you share champagne and bars of chocolate between yourselves
This is technological transfer as well as scientific and technical cooperation

In the evening, getting ready for the party, you have noticed crow's-feet on your face and first signs of cellulites on your hips. You understand, that almost nobody will give you more than 2 bars of chocolate
This is depreciation of fixed assets

You never fuck off anybody at parties, getting bars of chocolate and champagne for it. After that you hand over the earned to a friend who brings all these things home. Your husband and you drink and have a snack
This is money laundering

You have never been with guys, but at this party you are determined to get acquainted with somebody. You start to tell lies, that you are fun in bed illustrating how many guys you have already had...
This is public shares issuing

You have come to a party. You switch off the light grabbing the first guy that comes to hand
This is NoName article

The party takes place at your's. You invite only the guys with whom you have made love earlier
This is project officers meeting

You are a lesbian, but compelled to attend heterosexual parties...
This is company strategy

You have come to a party and see a nice guy. You come up to him and tell, that you are fun in bed. You leave with him. When at home you are trapped as your husband is in. The guy gets nothing for his pain, and a thrashing lies in wait for you
These are force-majeur circumstances

You come to a party. You don't dance, no smile upon your face. You don't care a damn for anybody, washing your hands in cold fruit-punch, dancing on the table, flinging cakes. And all guys are gazing at you longingly...
This is leading market position

You come to a party, pretty, sexy and self-confident... You know, that you are the best in bed... You are ready to go almost for a trifle with a nice guy... Unfortunately, some rakish women have grabbed all guys and pump out money from them...
This is MARKET, baby... :)

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